Nadine stepped up her game today...four of these are from the last 24 hours. (See our history here .) her: (to a hypothetical fertility doctor) "You can inject me with babies!" her: "I'd Google that, but I don't know how..." her: "Basically, I approve of you kissing people." me: (doing a personality assessment) "Am I happy-go-lucky?" her: "You're not happy. Or lucky. But sometimes you go places?" me: "I'm here for a token." her: "Of appreciation?" me: "Uh, for the subway." her: "I'm just here to make you neurotic." her: "One of these weeks, I'm going to walk into the room and say I love you every day. Then you can write on your blog, 'On Monday, Nadine said, I love you . On Tuesday, Nadine said, I love you . On Wednesday, Nadine said, I love you ...' Then people will know that I don't hate you."