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Empty Threats, Insults, Creeperville (round 5)

Nadine is getting meaner this week. her: "Going to get laundry. I'll be back. Maybe." me: "What, like you're going to get killed getting your laundry!?" her: "Maybe I'll run away." me: "Why? We've got a good thing going here!" her: "Well, maybe sometime if I'm mad when I go get laundry..." me: "Remind me never to fight with you on laundry day." (on the topic of her boyfriend) her: "Two years ago, I wrote a blog post on how unemployment is not a deal breaker... I'm glad I could follow through on that." me: You'll really like Amelia. her: I'm looking forward to stealing all your friends. me: (tips head to the side, looks sideways at her) her: Or sharing them? me: Yeah, let's go with the option that means I'm not left lonely. me: "I'm not sure if I want to shower today or not...I don't really need to be clean." her: "You don't ever need to be clean...