Nadine is finally getting out of the house - she's got a temporary job in the media field at an office (wooooot! I feel so proud of her). Hopefully we still have time to hang out, or the world will miss out on gems like these (or any of these):
her: Wine, ice cream, and figure-skating hockey players are all I need to be happy.
(on the Etobicokean-born actress currently in bed with Sealy Booth - aka David Boreanaz)
her: As a one time aspiring actress, I have no objections to that role.
her: I'd always choose spooning over bathing.
me: Blah, blah, blah, blah, something about being single, blah, blah, blah, blah.
her: (sympathetically) I wrestled with that for twenty-six and a half years.
(jumping into a conversation in progress)
friend: Who are you related to?
her: My dad.
her: Every time you annoy me, I write it down.
her: Wine, ice cream, and figure-skating hockey players are all I need to be happy.
(on the Etobicokean-born actress currently in bed with Sealy Booth - aka David Boreanaz)
her: As a one time aspiring actress, I have no objections to that role.
her: I'd always choose spooning over bathing.
me: Blah, blah, blah, blah, something about being single, blah, blah, blah, blah.
her: (sympathetically) I wrestled with that for twenty-six and a half years.
(jumping into a conversation in progress)
friend: Who are you related to?
her: My dad.
her: Every time you annoy me, I write it down.
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