World, meet my roommate.
Nadine, please keep amusing us.
Her:(stomach growl) That’s my stomach. It’s saying, “Hello cupcake, I’m a sweet potato!”
Her: That’s why God makes them cute. So we don’t kill them.
Her: Hugs are magical.
Friend: Yes. The more you eat, the more you toot.
Me: Um, can you live here all the time?
Her: His handwriting is really girly. Good for him!
Her: My one regret in life is that I never saw my grandmother do pot. Although I think she would have gone for the brownies instead of smoking it.
(on college memories)
Her: I was going to say, "Oh, my childhood!" but I was 20.
(on sex education & that birthing video)
Her: I didn't know what I was watching. I had no idea it was a birth. I thought it was a pottery wheel.