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Lies Are Not Pranks

I was just venting to Nadine about my dislike of April Fools' Day, and she helped me find the words for my emotions:

"Lies are not pranks. Whoopee cushions and pepper in the salt shaker are pranks."

Thank you.

Lies are not pranks. I hate being lied to. Ugh. Such an awful feeling. And I am a terrible liar, 95% of the time.


But you know what I did find funny today?

This blog post. If the words "Rob Bell" "Love Wins" or "Endless Theological Debates" pique any interest in your mind, this is for you.

(Similarly, I once found this version of The Secret on a bookshelf. I laughed for days.)

Comments

  1. PREACH it! I'm all about the pranks and so annoyed by the LIES.
    Also, just started that article by Donald Miller and I laughed.
    Still have to finish it.
    Thanks for sharing. :)
    miss you. xo

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  2. Awesome. All of it. April Fools is the worst because people lie about injuries and then sometimes, one of your friends, actually literally for real almost loses a finger, and you don't believe her because it happened on April 1st and everyone else is being such a jerk and telling lies that day.

    Not that this happened to me or anything.

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