Two things I have missed lately:
1. Chilling at home.
2. Writing down Nadine's funny quotes.
Tonight has been the perfect remedy. Grammy Awards, me in my pj's, Nadine & Matt on the other couch. Then, me and Nadine and our laptops. Enjoy.
(on Foo Fighters)
"Why am I all nostalgic about Dave Grohl? I feel like he was my kindergarten crush or something."
(unrelated conversation)
me: "I told him I have two dreams in life... to have dreads and to have a nose piercing."
her: "If those are your only dreams in life, you could make ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE TOMORROW. Like, after work!"
(on Adam Levine)
Nadine: "That's a bit of a manipulative outfit. Vest and rolled up sleeves?"
Matt: "So, no one's allowed to wear a vest anymore?"
Nadine: "Well, they CAN, but if they ever ask anything of a woman, she WILL say yes. So if you ever want me to do anything for you, put on a vest and roll up your sleeves."
"John Stamos (Uncle Jesse) went on tour with the Beach Boys. He's in their video for Kokomo. That's why Beach Boys guest starred on Full House so often."
"I feel like the Beach Boys are a precursor to Hanson. (pause) Hanson has more soul..."
Nadine: "Paul McCarntey is the only man my mom and I could share as a crush."
Matt: "Wow."
(on Taylor Swift)
"That's kind of how I wore my hair at the Hanson concert! And it was falling out like that too. I was so trendy."
(on Katy Perry)
"Is this a post-divorce anthem? It sounds like an 'F-you Russell Brand' song...She's trying to be tough. Where's the cuteness?"
(on Jennifer Hudson)
"She has an amazing voice. The fact that she came in fifth [seventh] on American Idol is evidence that people are stupid."
(on Nikki Minaj)
her:
me:
Then, bed.
1. Chilling at home.
2. Writing down Nadine's funny quotes.
Tonight has been the perfect remedy. Grammy Awards, me in my pj's, Nadine & Matt on the other couch. Then, me and Nadine and our laptops. Enjoy.
(on Foo Fighters)
"Why am I all nostalgic about Dave Grohl? I feel like he was my kindergarten crush or something."
(unrelated conversation)
me: "I told him I have two dreams in life... to have dreads and to have a nose piercing."
her: "If those are your only dreams in life, you could make ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE TOMORROW. Like, after work!"
(on Adam Levine)
Nadine: "That's a bit of a manipulative outfit. Vest and rolled up sleeves?"
Matt: "So, no one's allowed to wear a vest anymore?"
Nadine: "Well, they CAN, but if they ever ask anything of a woman, she WILL say yes. So if you ever want me to do anything for you, put on a vest and roll up your sleeves."
"John Stamos (Uncle Jesse) went on tour with the Beach Boys. He's in their video for Kokomo. That's why Beach Boys guest starred on Full House so often."
"I feel like the Beach Boys are a precursor to Hanson. (pause) Hanson has more soul..."
Nadine: "Paul McCarntey is the only man my mom and I could share as a crush."
Matt: "Wow."
(on Taylor Swift)
"That's kind of how I wore my hair at the Hanson concert! And it was falling out like that too. I was so trendy."
(on Katy Perry)
"Is this a post-divorce anthem? It sounds like an 'F-you Russell Brand' song...She's trying to be tough. Where's the cuteness?"
(on Jennifer Hudson)
"She has an amazing voice. The fact that she came in fifth [seventh] on American Idol is evidence that people are stupid."
(on Nikki Minaj)
her:
me:
Then, bed.
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