her: "Don't mess with Uncle Jesse!"
(of Full House fame)
her: "I think because you're single now, you totally have permission to flirt with Donald Miller."
me: "Well, thank you for granting that."
me: "I decided not to apply for the drug mule job. Maybe if I'm still looking at the end of the month..."
her: "It's better than stripping."
me:"IS IT? IS IT REALLY?!"
her: "I wouldn't want to go on a date with my BOYFRIEND in the pitch black..."
(referring to this reality TV show. Worst idea ever? Possibly.)
me: "(elaborate boy-meets-girl story of impossibilities) ...and maybe then we'll fall madly in love. (pause) Just kidding."
her: "You don't have to say Just Kidding at the end of that. I support it.
her: "He's like Santa Claus - slightly gay, slightly fabulous...like a non-white Santa. In an orange robe."
("Hannibal is a human thrill ride." - Howie Mandel)
(of Full House fame)
her: "I think because you're single now, you totally have permission to flirt with Donald Miller."
me: "Well, thank you for granting that."
me: "I decided not to apply for the drug mule job. Maybe if I'm still looking at the end of the month..."
her: "It's better than stripping."
me:"IS IT? IS IT REALLY?!"
her: "I wouldn't want to go on a date with my BOYFRIEND in the pitch black..."
(referring to this reality TV show. Worst idea ever? Possibly.)
me: "(elaborate boy-meets-girl story of impossibilities) ...and maybe then we'll fall madly in love. (pause) Just kidding."
her: "You don't have to say Just Kidding at the end of that. I support it.
her: "He's like Santa Claus - slightly gay, slightly fabulous...like a non-white Santa. In an orange robe."
("Hannibal is a human thrill ride." - Howie Mandel)
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