Nadine continues to entertain.
her: I once developed a crush on a boy because I saw him ironing. And then I saw him take out the trash.
her: I'll never be one of those girls with an hourglass figure and a 24" waist. 24!?! That's like the size of my head! If I'm lucky...
her: I don't ever want to be a child star.
me: Um. I think you're good to go.
her: As a general rule, I like heterosexual men. Clay Aiken was an exception. And Neil Patrick Harris.
her: Is it weird that I found a rehab centre I want to go to?
me: Maybe your doctor's right. Maybe you should just start having sex.
her: Maybe I will...maybe I will.
me: Don't do it! Don't doooooooooooo it.
her: Don't worry, I won't! (pause) I don't have blinds.*
her: Polygamy is on my mind!
*our blinds, purchased over a week ago, are lying on the floor, awaiting the mechanical expertise of a man or woman better than we. If you are that person, we will repay your helpfulness somehow.
her: I once developed a crush on a boy because I saw him ironing. And then I saw him take out the trash.
her: I'll never be one of those girls with an hourglass figure and a 24" waist. 24!?! That's like the size of my head! If I'm lucky...
her: I don't ever want to be a child star.
me: Um. I think you're good to go.
her: As a general rule, I like heterosexual men. Clay Aiken was an exception. And Neil Patrick Harris.
her: Is it weird that I found a rehab centre I want to go to?
me: Maybe your doctor's right. Maybe you should just start having sex.
her: Maybe I will...maybe I will.
me: Don't do it! Don't doooooooooooo it.
her: Don't worry, I won't! (pause) I don't have blinds.*
her: Polygamy is on my mind!
*our blinds, purchased over a week ago, are lying on the floor, awaiting the mechanical expertise of a man or woman better than we. If you are that person, we will repay your helpfulness somehow.
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