Last summer, I started writing a blog entry that I never finished. There are several like that, actually. This particular one starts out: If you are male, you probably don't want to read this entry. I mean it. If you were grossed out by my entry on placenta lasagna , didn't understand the problematic tea commercial , or were surprised by my thoughts on the curse of Aunt Irma , this one is bigger, badder, and more bold. I'm going for broke. I've been meaning to write this girls-only series ever since. But then I realized that I want to write a series that may frighten or surprise men, but is not meant to exclude them. Then I thought that maybe I don't want to do that, as it will stir up controversy and I will be misunderstood and I will unintentionally offend both men and women and I will write about things that don't often get talked about. But I think I'm willing to risk it. Titles in the series Women and Our Ways may include: The Mo...
People give you that look and say, "I guess you had to be there."
ReplyDelete...you can't move away from the table! :)
ReplyDeleteyou give your 5 year-old a cell phone when they go off to their first day of school
ReplyDelete...the salesperson tells you not to buy it.
ReplyDelete"It'll be on sale next week. Trust me."
... it's only the 2nd week of class and you're already fatigued.
ReplyDeleteyou think to yourself, "this is too much."
ReplyDeleteWhen Joe Choi rebukes you for being sketchy.
ReplyDeleteshell - you just made my day!
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ReplyDeleteTrue story Beth. True story.
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